Next time somebody tells you you're an abomination, let them know that in Leviticus there are a few more examples:
You have committed an abomination if you have:
Had sex with an animal (20:15-16)
Harvested your entire garden (19:9)
Consulted with a psychic or medium or had a tarot card reading (20:6)
If you're a man and have had sex without taking a shower and cleaning the sheets immediately after. (15:16)
Touched a woman while she was menstruating (19:19)
Had a juicy steak or hamburger (17:10)
Eaten pork (11:7)
Have a tattoo (19:26)
Stolen anything at anytime in your life (19:13)
Had a dog that produced a litter of mutts (19:19)
Worked on Saturday (19:3)
Eaten crab (11:10)
Talked back to your parents (19:3)
Said "I hate you" to a parent or sibling (19:17)
Unjustly judged your neighbor (19:15)
Kept something you found without trying to find the owner (6:3)
Eaten calamari (11:10)
Planted 2 different kinds of plants in the same pot/garden bed (20:19)
Worn a cotton/wool blend (20:19)
Trimmed your beard or the hair around your temples (19:27)
Gotten out of bed after either your parents or grandparents (19:32)
Not returned incorrect change (19:35)
Cheated on a test (19:35)
Eaten rabbit (11:6)
Eaten shrimp (11:10)
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